Season 1, Episode 0: Backstory — I thought it’d take a couple of months. A quarter, tops. It’s been a year. So far, no good. It should’ve been a routine, run-of-the-mill, pick-the-best-of-the-bunch sorta affair. It wasn’t. I’ve been balls deep in the “process” for a year. Vying, wooing, Whatsapping, sexting, right-swiping, gas-lighting, sweet-talking. I’ve hired obsequious…